Marble-ous Coasters: Hilarious Gag Gifts to Keep Your Drinks from Making a Splash and Your Friends in Stitches!
Marble-ous Coasters: Hilarious Gag Gifts to Keep Your Drinks from Making a Splash and Your Friends in Stitches!
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🤣 Hilarious Gag Gift – Perfect for White Elephant Shenanigans!
💧 Spill-Stopper – Absorbent Ceramic Keeps Surfaces Safe!
🎉 Stylish & Versatile – Chic Marble Style Fits Any Occasion!
🎁 Practical Fun – A Gift That’s Useful & Side-Splitting!
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Chuckle McDrink
These coasters are a hilarious life-saver—my drinks are safe, and my friends can't stop laughing!
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Giggles and Gulp Protection!
Transform your drink-dribbling woes into comedy gold with our Marble-ous Coasters! Perfect for any occasion, these eight hilarious coasters boast not just charm but functionality as they absorb spills and save your precious furniture from a watery demise. No more panic at your holiday parties; instead, watch as laughter flows faster than your drinks! Ideal for White Elephant gifts or just a sassy addition to your home, they truly take the cake in blending humor with practicality.

Style Meets Side-splitting Humor!
Say goodbye to boring beverage accessories and hello to coasters that make a statement! Our chic Marble-ous Coasters feature a fabulous marble style that suits any setting and a soft cork bottom that saves your surfaces from disaster. From funky cocktails to a cozy cup of joe, these coasters are ready to absorb spills while sparking laughter at every gathering. Give the gift of belly laughs and practical design—guaranteed to be the highlight of housewarming parties and office get-togethers!
What Our Customers Are Saying
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These coasters are a riot! Not only are they hilarious, but they also saved my coffee table from a total drowning disaster. Who knew practical gifts could also be this funny?
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I gifted these coasters at a White Elephant party, and I think I may have created a new tradition! They were the hit of the night! Plus, they actually work—my drinks stayed right where they should be!
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I bought these for myself thinking they would just be a funny addition to my living room. I didn’t expect them to be this stylish! Now, my guests are too busy laughing and complimenting them to even notice any spills!
Sara K.
FAQ
What are these coasters made of?
These beauties are crafted from a stylish combination of porcelain and cork—perfect for absorbing spills while looking fabulous!
Are these coasters dishwasher safe?
Uh-oh! Don't even think about it! These coasters require a little TLC and should be hand washed only to maintain their marble-ous charm.
How many coasters come in a set?
You get a delightful set of 8 coasters! Enough to entertain a small army or at least your closest friends during party season!
Can these coasters really double as a gift?
Absolutely! These coasters are not just practical; they're the life of the party! Ideal for White Elephant gifts or just to spark giggles at your next gathering.
What dimensions do these coasters have?
They’re perfectly round with a fabulous diameter of 4.5 inches—just the right size to keep your coffee, cocktails, or questionable punch safe and sound!
Do they work with all types of drinks?
Yes! Whether it’s wine, coffee, or a mysterious concoction you whipped up last night, these coasters have got your beverage covered!
What if my friends don't appreciate the humor?
If they don't have a sense of humor, perhaps they should just stick to boring coasters! You may want to reconsider your friend circle!
Do they come with a warranty?
You bet! These coasters are backed by a 1-year warranty—because even the funniest gifts deserve a little extra love!